Curse

capitalist · Jul 14, 2006, 02:36 PM // 14:36

I was bored the other day so I did THK for this guy who was level 1.

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s....php?t=3073584

Since then I have received numerous requests both here and in game; asking if I can complete a mission for them, and if so, for what price. So based on this overwhelming demand for my services, I have created the following pricing list:

Any Mission - Offer.

Skill Crapping - Offer.

My availability is as follows:

Monday-Sunday - When I am not doing anything else.

So basically, I will do the mission for you if I am bored. If I don't really feel like doing it, the price will be higher. What I am trying to say is, offer. If feel like doing the mission at that time, and for that price, I will. Oh yeah, I don't promise anything, I might die. Most recently I have completed the mission 3 times with my 'Sin and henchies, and have yet to die, but it could happen next time.

The build I will most likely use is shown above. My FDS is awesome and even though it is uncustomized, it still kills things... especially when I cast SoW. I do not run a rez of any type, because there are better uses for a skill slot; for instance, Smite. Lastly, notice the washboard abs, and the look on my face, you can tell that I am commited. Hit me up in game or post here if you want me to do a misison for you.

NOTE: To the LBS haters. Please stop, it makes me laugh. LBS and I are friends, we have been playing this game together for over a year, and he can joke in my thread. Feel free to start your own "10 Reasons I Hate LBS" thread in the Off-Topic forum.

masterbeef · Jul 14, 2006, 02:45 PM // 14:45

Hello potential customers,

I would like to formally add that if Nakor and the members of My Pen Is In Your [Ear] are not available to complete the mission that you so desire, it would be wise to pm myself, Mr Happycakes.

[Ear] and my own guild, Im Pretty Sure Happycakes Has [ADD] are in collarboration on this service thread and the many members of [ADD] are always willing to help customers that [Ear] cannot service.

Once again I can be reached at Mr Happycakes and if needed I can e-mail/post pictures of my gear to assure you that I use the best possible.

Blue Steel · Jul 14, 2006, 03:49 PM // 15:49

I seek help clearing T3H D33P. My offer is 3 iron ingots, 5 skale fins, 17 gold, and your choice of either a ball of belly button fuzz or pocket lint, but not both. If that offer is sufficient and acceptable to either those folks with something in their [EAR] or those who suffer from [ADD] and either or both groups would be amenable to assisting in the completion of said mission this weekend, please let me know.

Thanks for your time.

xb0vv · Jul 15, 2006, 09:26 AM // 09:26

I need THK done pls,
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capitalist · Jul 15, 2006, 08:00 PM // 20:00

Bump.

Did RoF and Spike Trap skill cap last night.

I will not be msging people, you have to msg me. I am not putting any effort into this. thx.

The Dirrtiest · Jul 15, 2006, 08:23 PM // 20:23

The next person who posts not requesting this service or leaving feedback is going to be banned. Simple enough for everyone?

skreet preacha · Jul 16, 2006, 02:06 AM // 02:06

i was the guy Cap did Spike Trap and RoF with. i PM'd him earlier about a THK run, which he was gonna do for me, but i'd already completed it by then. (immediately after loggin in GW, i was invited to random PUG in THK, and we kicked but and did bonus too, with ease) ... anyhoo, he switched to his Ritualist for helping with RoF, and we kicked butt too, as do all the Ritualists i've seen so far in Tyria. :-) nobody died, we barely took any damage, me, him, and the rest were henches... seems like a skilled player if u ask me. :-) i recommend services.

Dev121 · Jul 16, 2006, 01:06 PM // 13:06

Need :
Thk done
Will pm you later !!!

capitalist · Jul 17, 2006, 04:11 PM // 16:11

Bump.

There has been a huge response to this thread, with tons of PMs in-game. If you PM me and I don't respond, it's probably because I am busy pwning something important, so please leave a message after the beep.

Additionally, I updated the picture above to include the stat distribution and the shield I was using. I am giving away the secrets to my build. Please note that the shield is req 12 and I run 9 in tactics. This is very important as it makes the game more of a challenge and allows me to use a gold item on my character.

sking19 · Jul 17, 2006, 08:42 PM // 20:42

Can you please do Unwaking Waters (kurzick) plz

Kenagalaz · Jul 18, 2006, 05:33 AM // 05:33

I request a GvG done. I keep hearing people talk about this GvG, but I can't find it on my map. Can you please run me there and beat it for me, I really want to get masters on it.

Please page me on vent.

Citadel Runner · Jul 18, 2006, 12:09 PM // 12:09

Ah man, they removed my flame!! Anyway, Id like to post a serious comment about Capitalist.
One of the greatest players in guild wars and someone you can depend on 100% for any mission he undertakes. Worth every peice of gold spent.
Good luck Nak, and thank you for all I have learned from you over the last year.

fgarvin · Jul 18, 2006, 06:40 PM // 18:40

Looking for a Ring of Fire runner/guide/whatever. Let me know...

My current Guild has turned into GvG zombies.